A FISHY MURDER

Talkie – Panko Crusted Fish Fingers
Theatre – @grandmamascafe
Ticket Price – Rs. 310

Box office Rating – 4 stars 

Cast – Fish Fingers, Panko and tartar Sauce

Review – A steaming hot fantasy romance , between a prince Fish Finger and a French woman named, Tartar. Fish Finger came from royal French water, he was white and tall, always looked and smelt fresh. Tender with his words but firm with his decisions, Fish Finger was longing for love.
On the banks of the same river lived Tartar Sauce, she was fine, filled with punch French lady, she wore green gherkins on her hair and had an aroma of lime freshness. She was a fine woman but with strong and pungent views, due to which her father never found her a suitable husband.
One day at the river bank Tartar sat disappointed and dejected with her feet dipped in the river. Instantly attracted to her lemon scent , Fish Finger swam across to her. At that brief moment they locked eyes and felt a connection like never before. But they couldn’t go beyond that because neither one can live on the other side of the world.
This is when Ponka, a Bread crumb scientist comes into the picture, he invents a brown, crispy and light cloak of Ponka, which allows the Prince to rise above the water and dive into Tartar sauces love. This union is passionate and steaming, it is one of the best fantasy love stories I have seen.
Kindly do not miss this one.

HAIL SCHEZWAN

Talkie – Dragon Noodles
Theatre – Amrut Sagar Fast Food
Ticket Price – Rs. 235
Box office stars – 3 stars.

Cast – Schezwan noodles and Hakka Noodles.

Review – A Chinese gang, war film that happened one night in the west lanes of Bandra.
All noodles used to stay together, schezwan and Hakka being the majority. Situated at the heart of the city core was a shrine, the Chinese schezwan sauce, where all noodles would come to take a holy dip in the spicy and holy schezwan sauce.
That year, the monks decided to open their gates only to the privileged Schezwan noodles because they too were red like the hot and holy Schezwan Sauce. This made the Hakka noodles get furious, and they revolted against the monks decision by placing a standing army at the temple gates.
Schezwan felt insulted and both the noodle gangs broke into war.
Who won the war? Who got to taste the holy schezwan sauce?
Well, you will have the answer once you watch the film. A must watch and definitely worth the money.
Do enjoy.

#COUNTDOWN13

#countdown13
Share the table and a tasty meal with someone.

Any place can get lonely sometimes, and it is in those times you have the biggest opportunity to make new friends.
In the office, I smile at our account team, every morning when we start our day, and bid out goodbyes at the end of the day. 
But never have we had the time to actually sit, talk and get to know one another.
So what better time than a tasty lunch break!
I had a lovely time, and I actually wondered why didn’t I do it early in 2018.
So hurry hurry, make a new friend before it is 2019. 

#COUNTDOWN17

#countdown17
Spending time with a forgotten friend.

Friends play such an important part in shaping your personality and you have some of your dearest memories linked with them.
However I have failed to stay in touch. 
Even if I miss them, so very much, I have not made an effort.
So this New Years, I am going to make a change, I am going to remove some time out, for my old friends, who might feel I have forgotten them.
I am starting with an evening at the movies and a long dinner catching up on , gossip, Life and fun !
Don’t wait for the calendar to flip to 2019.
Call your forgotten friend now ! 

I DO / DO I ?

Talkie – Creamy Fajita Pasta
Theater – @culinarytalesmumbai
Box office ratings – 4 Stars
Ticket Price – Rs.330

Cast – Cream, Black and White pasta and Cheese
Review – A film produced by culinary tales, has a very tasty story to offer. Two of the most successful actors, Black and White pasta are in lead roles as brothers. In this movie, both the brothers fall in love with the same girl, Miss Cream. The whole movie is laughter riot, of how these two pasta brothers one up each other in order to impress soft and flowy Miss cream. The twist in the plot is brought by the elaborate entry and yummy Miss Cheese. Now in this stomach filling, mouth watering comedy , which pasta ends up with which heroine is something you must visit Culinary Tales to find out.

SIZZLE – SATTA (POLITICS)

Talkie – Grilled Chicken Sizzler Peri peri
Theatre – Socials Fun Republic

Ticket Price – Rs. 440
Box office rating – 3.5

Cast – grilled chicken, stir fried veggies,mashed potatoes, rice and peri peri sauce.

Review – ‘We would all like to vote for the best man , but he is never a candidate’ said a wise man once.
This is an animated satire film about the current political situation in the country.
The film revolves around two powerful leaders; Peri Peri Sauce and Steamed Rice from leading political parties of the land of Sizzlers. They were at constant logger heads and it would be interesting to see who would rule the land of stir fried vegetables and mashed potatoes. Weeks away from the election , the game completely changes when the minority meat community decide to form a party and have the smart and sweet Mr Chicken run for the elections. The end to this animated marvel is captivating, filled brilliant dialogues and monologues by Peri Peri Sauce and Mr Chicken. Available at all Social theatres , this is a definite one time watch.

WHITE MURDER: SPAGHETTI ALFREDO

Talkie – SPAGHETTI ALFREDO
Ticket Price – 333 rupees

Theatre – Bombay 63
Box Office Rating – 2

Cast – Spaghetti, cream, Parmesan cheese, parsley and chicken.
Review – Italian movies can rarely go wrong, they have a reputation to always have great plots with rich acting. This film has a great plot based on a courtroom drama where 4 people have been charged with the murder of a classic dish like Spaghetti Alfredo.
The individuals who have been charged are cream, Parmesan cheese, parsley and chicken by the veteran Spaghetti. The witnesses to the case are the two hard and tasteless garlic breads. They support the Spaghetti Alfredo with the claim that the dish is not rich because of the lack of punch in the Parmesan cheese and the over tenderness of the chicken.

The best thing about this film is that everything is right and wrong at the same time and till the end you wouldn’t know who the culprit is. Try the dish and let us know who do you think should be accused for the murder of a classic like the Spaghetti Alfredo.

THE CHINESE AFFAIR : CHICKEN KEBAB

Talkie– SICHUAN BARBECUE INFUSED CHICKEN KEBABI
Theater – Bombay 63, Goregaon East
Ticket Price – Rs. 293
Box Office rating – 3
Cast – Chicken, Sichuan and Barbecue Sauce
Review – This is a story of passion, drama and rebellious chick flick love. The story begins with an aromatic, pungent, vibrant and bold girl named Sichuan Sauce. She was from the Sichuan Province of Southwestern China. She is anything but what an ideal Chinese girl should be. She decided to pursue her studies in a North China University; this was a rebellious decision by Sichuan, which leads to a number of her family members getting upset.
She starts her life there and to add to her family’s worries, Sichuan falls in love with a very handsome and distinguished exchange student from a Southern United States named Barbeque Sauce. They instantly clicked and shared an absolute Yin Yan bond of sweet and spicy. But Sichuan was sure her father would never accept this alliance but for his daughters happiness, he decided to give Barbeque a chance but only if he over comes the great Chinese Chicken challenge. We are not going to give any spoilers because it is worth a trip to this theatre. All we can assure is that, the film is an interesting experiment and a must watch this summer.