A FISHY MURDER

Talkie – Panko Crusted Fish Fingers
Theatre – @grandmamascafe
Ticket Price – Rs. 310

Box office Rating – 4 stars

Cast – Fish Fingers, Panko and tartar Sauce

Review – A steaming hot fantasy romance , between a prince Fish Finger and a French woman named, Tartar. Fish Finger came from royal French water, he was white and tall, always looked and smelt fresh. Tender with his words but firm with his decisions, Fish Finger was longing for love.
On the banks of the same river lived Tartar Sauce, she was fine, filled with punch French lady, she wore green gherkins on her hair and had an aroma of lime freshness. She was a fine woman but with strong and pungent views, due to which her father never found her a suitable husband.
One day at the river bank Tartar sat disappointed and dejected with her feet dipped in the river. Instantly attracted to her lemon scent , Fish Finger swam across to her. At that brief moment they locked eyes and felt a connection like never before. But they couldn’t go beyond that because neither one can live on the other side of the world.
This is when Ponka, a Bread crumb scientist comes into the picture, he invents a brown, crispy and light cloak of Ponka, which allows the Prince to rise above the water and dive into Tartar sauces love. This union is passionate and steaming, it is one of the best fantasy love stories I have seen.
Kindly do not miss this one.

#COUNTDOWN13

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Share the table and a tasty meal with someone.

Any place can get lonely sometimes, and it is in those times you have the biggest opportunity to make new friends.
In the office, I smile at our account team, every morning when we start our day, and bid out goodbyes at the end of the day.
But never have we had the time to actually sit, talk and get to know one another.
So what better time than a tasty lunch break!
I had a lovely time, and I actually wondered why didn’t I do it early in 2018.
So hurry hurry, make a new friend before it is 2019.

FRY FLICK

Talkie – Hot and Spicy French Fries
Theatre – @thechocolateheaven_mumbai

Ticket – Rs 170
Box office Rating – 2 stars

Review – It is a short film based on teenage romance. This is a genre that is often explored, but rarely a mega hit. Unfortunately this teen flick doesn’t quite do justic to the genre.
This masaledar story, explores the deep fried, crispy potato Mr. French fries undying love for the spicy and saucy Thousand Island.
Whenever a film has these two characters at play, you expect, the spicy thousand Island and crunchy French Fry to work wonders. But sadly neither do they live up to the predictable taste of such a classic, nor have they invented something new. I wish they could add more characters and twists in the story.

I DO / DO I ?

Talkie – Creamy Fajita Pasta
Theater – @culinarytalesmumbai
Box office ratings – 4 Stars
Ticket Price – Rs.330

Cast – Cream, Black and White pasta and Cheese
Review – A film produced by culinary tales, has a very tasty story to offer. Two of the most successful actors, Black and White pasta are in lead roles as brothers. In this movie, both the brothers fall in love with the same girl, Miss Cream. The whole movie is laughter riot, of how these two pasta brothers one up each other in order to impress soft and flowy Miss cream. The twist in the plot is brought by the elaborate entry and yummy Miss Cheese. Now in this stomach filling, mouth watering comedy , which pasta ends up with which heroine is something you must visit Culinary Tales to find out.

THE SAILOR

Talkie – Roasted Mushroom Burger
Theatre – @thechocolateheaven_mumbai
Ticket Price – Rs.270

Box office Rating – 2
Cast – Mushroom roasted patty stuffed with cheese and spread of chilli mayo, tomatoes and buns

Review – Oh! Everything about this film just screams ‘Wrong’.

Even if the plot is simple, it fails to sail through till the end. The story is about a team of 12 members who are out in the sea on Ship Bun to catch a mighty Mushroom Patty for the fine and prized cheese that is stuffed in its belly.

As a viewer you assume, these 12 characters are going to play a crucial role in their mission but Ten minutes in the movie ten of the 12 passengers die making it clear the main characters are The little miss chilli mayo and hook master Tomato.
They have to now survive on an isolated Ship Bun hoping the Mighty Mushroom Patty doesn’t consume them alive. The film is a roller coaster ride of crunchy lettuce waves slashing against the crispy Bun walls, and amazing encounters with the Mushroom Patty. Will the Bun ship hold it long enough to make land or will it get consumed in the Mighty Mushrooms cheesiness.

THE CHINESE AFFAIR : CHICKEN KEBAB

Talkie– SICHUAN BARBECUE INFUSED CHICKEN KEBABI
Theater – Bombay 63, Goregaon East
Ticket Price – Rs. 293
Box Office rating – 3
Cast – Chicken, Sichuan and Barbecue Sauce
Review – This is a story of passion, drama and rebellious chick flick love. The story begins with an aromatic, pungent, vibrant and bold girl named Sichuan Sauce. She was from the Sichuan Province of Southwestern China. She is anything but what an ideal Chinese girl should be. She decided to pursue her studies in a North China University; this was a rebellious decision by Sichuan, which leads to a number of her family members getting upset.
She starts her life there and to add to her family’s worries, Sichuan falls in love with a very handsome and distinguished exchange student from a Southern United States named Barbeque Sauce. They instantly clicked and shared an absolute Yin Yan bond of sweet and spicy. But Sichuan was sure her father would never accept this alliance but for his daughters happiness, he decided to give Barbeque a chance but only if he over comes the great Chinese Chicken challenge. We are not going to give any spoilers because it is worth a trip to this theatre. All we can assure is that, the film is an interesting experiment and a must watch this summer.