MURDER ON THE WOK EXPRESS

Talkie – Make your own Wok
Theatre – Wok Express
Ticket Price – Rs.195
Box Office Rating – 3.4 stars

Cast – Desi chilli sauce , Veggies and Hakka Noodles

Review – This is a spicy and saucy story about an investigator Hakka Noodles and his adventure, about a missing, Indian foreigner called Desi Chilli Sauce on board the Wok Express to China. Hakka is a thick, long and fine investigator, over time he could almost take up any face, and disguise himself into Schezwan, Barbeque or Chilli Sauce looks to get to the end of a case. This time the case at hand is hard, because the spicy and hot aroma of the missing Desi Chilli sauce is everywhere in the air but, none of the on board sharp, juicy and crisp stir fried veggies can spot Desi Chilli Sauce. All of this keeps you hooked and you wonder where did the Desi Chilli Sauce disappear and how is it still engulfing the whole train with its hot and spicy flavours, leaving people with burnt tongues and a few noses leaking.
This is a major spoiler,and I must reveal it. This whole time the Desi Chilli Sauce was walking around disguised as Hakka Noodles, slyly burying Hakka Noodles, all you can taste and sense is the hot Desi Chilli Sauce dressed in the garb of Hakka Noodles. I personally found it too spicy, but because it is a make my own wok, your takeaway could be different.

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Share a tasty snack with your office help.

We tend to get cold and indifferent to the people who’s job it is to make our lives at work easy.
The month of December tends to put you into a holiday trance, things at work are lighter and you have some free time to spare.
Grab this opportunity, and have something tasty with your office help.

A FISHY MURDER

Talkie – Panko Crusted Fish Fingers
Theatre – @grandmamascafe
Ticket Price – Rs. 310

Box office Rating – 4 stars

Cast – Fish Fingers, Panko and tartar Sauce

Review – A steaming hot fantasy romance , between a prince Fish Finger and a French woman named, Tartar. Fish Finger came from royal French water, he was white and tall, always looked and smelt fresh. Tender with his words but firm with his decisions, Fish Finger was longing for love.
On the banks of the same river lived Tartar Sauce, she was fine, filled with punch French lady, she wore green gherkins on her hair and had an aroma of lime freshness. She was a fine woman but with strong and pungent views, due to which her father never found her a suitable husband.
One day at the river bank Tartar sat disappointed and dejected with her feet dipped in the river. Instantly attracted to her lemon scent , Fish Finger swam across to her. At that brief moment they locked eyes and felt a connection like never before. But they couldn’t go beyond that because neither one can live on the other side of the world.
This is when Ponka, a Bread crumb scientist comes into the picture, he invents a brown, crispy and light cloak of Ponka, which allows the Prince to rise above the water and dive into Tartar sauces love. This union is passionate and steaming, it is one of the best fantasy love stories I have seen.
Kindly do not miss this one.

HAIL SCHEZWAN

Talkie – Dragon Noodles
Theatre – Amrut Sagar Fast Food
Ticket Price – Rs. 235
Box office stars – 3 stars.

Cast – Schezwan noodles and Hakka Noodles.

Review – A Chinese gang, war film that happened one night in the west lanes of Bandra.
All noodles used to stay together, schezwan and Hakka being the majority. Situated at the heart of the city core was a shrine, the Chinese schezwan sauce, where all noodles would come to take a holy dip in the spicy and holy schezwan sauce.
That year, the monks decided to open their gates only to the privileged Schezwan noodles because they too were red like the hot and holy Schezwan Sauce. This made the Hakka noodles get furious, and they revolted against the monks decision by placing a standing army at the temple gates.
Schezwan felt insulted and both the noodle gangs broke into war.
Who won the war? Who got to taste the holy schezwan sauce?
Well, you will have the answer once you watch the film. A must watch and definitely worth the money.
Do enjoy.

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‘A dog, is a human’s best friend’.

Well whoever said this, was a wise man/woman. A Dog symbolises loyalty, friendship and pure, innocent love. You can learn a lot, by just, observing them. This ice cream lover and precious dog here is ‘Cool’. He is a boxer but the coolest boxer ever, literally coolest.
He is so kind, he would let the thieves break in the house, thinking they are simply guests.
We love Cool.
@abhisar2006 you are super lucky to have him man.
So before the year ends, please take sometime out, and make your favourite animal friend feel special.

STROGANOFF GAMES

Talkie – Veg Stroganoff
Theatre – @carterscornerbandra

Ticket Price – Rs.240
Box office Rating – 2.5 stars

Cast -steam rice , gerkins, sweet pineapple, broccoli, corn, green peas and mushroom in white sauce.

Review – Mount Steam Rice sits in the middle of the bland and white Stroganoff River. The film is about a survival game show, where 6 vegetables will be left in the middle of the Stroganoff River and only one can make it to Mount Steam Rice. The cast for the role of the 6 vegetable contenders is not that impressive, but as an ensemble of tastes and textures they manage to hold the movie together. The final scene, when the vegetable contenders conjure the Stroganoff waters onto the Mount Rice is a brave attempt but lacks the meaty pace and thrill that a ChickenStroganoff manages to provide.

COCK FIGHT

Talkie – Grilled Chicken Breast Stuffed
Theatre – Woodside Inn

Ticket Price -Rs. 655
Box office Rating – 4 stars

Cast – grilled chicken breast stuffed, fresh mozzarella, mushroom , spinach accompanied by grilled balsamic vegetables

Review – This is a murder mystery movie set in the balsamic era. A time where chicken fights in the arena would decide if criminals were sentenced to either life or death.
However this movie is about the last and an iconic match that took place in the arena. The match between tender and juicy grilled chickens, charged with the murder of the Royal Highness, Princess Spinach. To witness this historic event all of balsamic vegetables, rich and poor thronged the arena.
Both the grilled chickens were ready, in fresh white mozzarella cheese outfits, to fight their fate. The movie ends on a high, when both the chickens have shredded each other to pieces it is revealed that both were part of the Royal Princess Spinach’s murder, because parts of her were stuffed inside both the grilled chicken breasts. This twists wins the movie some major brownie points. Do go at the earliest and check out this beautiful film.