HAIL SCHEZWAN

Talkie – Dragon Noodles
Theatre – Amrut Sagar Fast Food
Ticket Price – Rs. 235
Box office stars – 3 stars.

Cast – Schezwan noodles and Hakka Noodles.

Review – A Chinese gang, war film that happened one night in the west lanes of Bandra.
All noodles used to stay together, schezwan and Hakka being the majority. Situated at the heart of the city core was a shrine, the Chinese schezwan sauce, where all noodles would come to take a holy dip in the spicy and holy schezwan sauce.
That year, the monks decided to open their gates only to the privileged Schezwan noodles because they too were red like the hot and holy Schezwan Sauce. This made the Hakka noodles get furious, and they revolted against the monks decision by placing a standing army at the temple gates.
Schezwan felt insulted and both the noodle gangs broke into war.
Who won the war? Who got to taste the holy schezwan sauce?
Well, you will have the answer once you watch the film. A must watch and definitely worth the money.
Do enjoy.

COCK FIGHT

Talkie – Grilled Chicken Breast Stuffed
Theatre – Woodside Inn

Ticket Price -Rs. 655
Box office Rating – 4 stars

Cast – grilled chicken breast stuffed, fresh mozzarella, mushroom , spinach accompanied by grilled balsamic vegetables

Review – This is a murder mystery movie set in the balsamic era. A time where chicken fights in the arena would decide if criminals were sentenced to either life or death.
However this movie is about the last and an iconic match that took place in the arena. The match between tender and juicy grilled chickens, charged with the murder of the Royal Highness, Princess Spinach. To witness this historic event all of balsamic vegetables, rich and poor thronged the arena.
Both the grilled chickens were ready, in fresh white mozzarella cheese outfits, to fight their fate. The movie ends on a high, when both the chickens have shredded each other to pieces it is revealed that both were part of the Royal Princess Spinach’s murder, because parts of her were stuffed inside both the grilled chicken breasts. This twists wins the movie some major brownie points. Do go at the earliest and check out this beautiful film.

SIZZLE – SATTA (POLITICS)

Talkie – Grilled Chicken Sizzler Peri peri
Theatre – Socials Fun Republic

Ticket Price – Rs. 440
Box office rating – 3.5

Cast – grilled chicken, stir fried veggies,mashed potatoes, rice and peri peri sauce.

Review – ‘We would all like to vote for the best man , but he is never a candidate’ said a wise man once.
This is an animated satire film about the current political situation in the country.
The film revolves around two powerful leaders; Peri Peri Sauce and Steamed Rice from leading political parties of the land of Sizzlers. They were at constant logger heads and it would be interesting to see who would rule the land of stir fried vegetables and mashed potatoes. Weeks away from the election , the game completely changes when the minority meat community decide to form a party and have the smart and sweet Mr Chicken run for the elections. The end to this animated marvel is captivating, filled brilliant dialogues and monologues by Peri Peri Sauce and Mr Chicken. Available at all Social theatres , this is a definite one time watch.