MURDER ON THE WOK EXPRESS

Talkie – Make your own Wok
Theatre – Wok Express
Ticket Price – Rs.195
Box Office Rating – 3.4 stars

Cast – Desi chilli sauce , Veggies and Hakka Noodles

Review – This is a spicy and saucy story about an investigator Hakka Noodles and his adventure, about a missing, Indian foreigner called Desi Chilli Sauce on board the Wok Express to China. Hakka is a thick, long and fine investigator, over time he could almost take up any face, and disguise himself into Schezwan, Barbeque or Chilli Sauce looks to get to the end of a case. This time the case at hand is hard, because the spicy and hot aroma of the missing Desi Chilli sauce is everywhere in the air but, none of the on board sharp, juicy and crisp stir fried veggies can spot Desi Chilli Sauce. All of this keeps you hooked and you wonder where did the Desi Chilli Sauce disappear and how is it still engulfing the whole train with its hot and spicy flavours, leaving people with burnt tongues and a few noses leaking.
This is a major spoiler,and I must reveal it. This whole time the Desi Chilli Sauce was walking around disguised as Hakka Noodles, slyly burying Hakka Noodles, all you can taste and sense is the hot Desi Chilli Sauce dressed in the garb of Hakka Noodles. I personally found it too spicy, but because it is a make my own wok, your takeaway could be different.

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Share a tasty snack with your office help.

We tend to get cold and indifferent to the people who’s job it is to make our lives at work easy.
The month of December tends to put you into a holiday trance, things at work are lighter and you have some free time to spare.
Grab this opportunity, and have something tasty with your office help.

A FISHY MURDER

Talkie – Panko Crusted Fish Fingers
Theatre – @grandmamascafe
Ticket Price – Rs. 310

Box office Rating – 4 stars

Cast – Fish Fingers, Panko and tartar Sauce

Review – A steaming hot fantasy romance , between a prince Fish Finger and a French woman named, Tartar. Fish Finger came from royal French water, he was white and tall, always looked and smelt fresh. Tender with his words but firm with his decisions, Fish Finger was longing for love.
On the banks of the same river lived Tartar Sauce, she was fine, filled with punch French lady, she wore green gherkins on her hair and had an aroma of lime freshness. She was a fine woman but with strong and pungent views, due to which her father never found her a suitable husband.
One day at the river bank Tartar sat disappointed and dejected with her feet dipped in the river. Instantly attracted to her lemon scent , Fish Finger swam across to her. At that brief moment they locked eyes and felt a connection like never before. But they couldn’t go beyond that because neither one can live on the other side of the world.
This is when Ponka, a Bread crumb scientist comes into the picture, he invents a brown, crispy and light cloak of Ponka, which allows the Prince to rise above the water and dive into Tartar sauces love. This union is passionate and steaming, it is one of the best fantasy love stories I have seen.
Kindly do not miss this one.

HAIL SCHEZWAN

Talkie – Dragon Noodles
Theatre – Amrut Sagar Fast Food
Ticket Price – Rs. 235
Box office stars – 3 stars.

Cast – Schezwan noodles and Hakka Noodles.

Review – A Chinese gang, war film that happened one night in the west lanes of Bandra.
All noodles used to stay together, schezwan and Hakka being the majority. Situated at the heart of the city core was a shrine, the Chinese schezwan sauce, where all noodles would come to take a holy dip in the spicy and holy schezwan sauce.
That year, the monks decided to open their gates only to the privileged Schezwan noodles because they too were red like the hot and holy Schezwan Sauce. This made the Hakka noodles get furious, and they revolted against the monks decision by placing a standing army at the temple gates.
Schezwan felt insulted and both the noodle gangs broke into war.
Who won the war? Who got to taste the holy schezwan sauce?
Well, you will have the answer once you watch the film. A must watch and definitely worth the money.
Do enjoy.

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Share the table and a tasty meal with someone.

Any place can get lonely sometimes, and it is in those times you have the biggest opportunity to make new friends.
In the office, I smile at our account team, every morning when we start our day, and bid out goodbyes at the end of the day.
But never have we had the time to actually sit, talk and get to know one another.
So what better time than a tasty lunch break!
I had a lovely time, and I actually wondered why didn’t I do it early in 2018.
So hurry hurry, make a new friend before it is 2019.

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When someone is kind enough to fulfill a basic craving, it feels so wonderful.
So, today when my friend was craving for some McCain’s Smiley potato fries. I decided to surprise her with a plate full of it.
Similarly, if you know about someone who is craving to eat something tasty, then do not wait for anything, go to your nearest restaurant, bar or order something to satisfy your friends craving. Happy 2018

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Be kind, for god resides in the heart of children.

There are so many important morals and values, every religion teaches us as children.
One of them being, that god resides in the heart of children.
God chooses to do so, because they are innocent, they do not know how to differ right from wrong. They are pure and nothing better can lighten ones heart, like that of child’s smile.
These children, on the street, are unfortunate, for no fault of their own, they land up in troubled and underprivileged homes. Let’s do something kind and tasty for them before 2019 comes knocking.

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Spending time with a forgotten friend.

Friends play such an important part in shaping your personality and you have some of your dearest memories linked with them.
However I have failed to stay in touch.
Even if I miss them, so very much, I have not made an effort.
So this New Years, I am going to make a change, I am going to remove some time out, for my old friends, who might feel I have forgotten them.
I am starting with an evening at the movies and a long dinner catching up on , gossip, Life and fun !
Don’t wait for the calendar to flip to 2019.
Call your forgotten friend now !

DR. D-OH!

Talkie – Bubblegum Shake
Theatre – Doh !
Ticket Price – Rs. 225
Box Office Rating – 2.5 stars

Cast – Milk, Cream, Vanilla Ice cream, Bubblegum.

Review – This movie is about a famous doctor, Dr. D:OH. Dr. D:OH was a vanilla specialist doctor. He was famous for treating in a very unusual way. One day, A sweet sugary Vanilla visited his dispensary, who was suffering from Blandaria. Dr. D:OH, checked Mrs. Vanilla and prescribed Milk and Cream twice in a day for a week. But, even after a week, Vanilla returned to doctor with side effects. Doctor thought a lot and came up with a solution of giving an injection of sweet bubblegum essence. This essence will get inside Mrs. Vanilla’s sugary blood and make it sweet. Well, Mrs. Vanilla and the movie was still bland and the injection din’t work much.

FRY FLICK

Talkie – Hot and Spicy French Fries
Theatre – @thechocolateheaven_mumbai

Ticket – Rs 170
Box office Rating – 2 stars

Review – It is a short film based on teenage romance. This is a genre that is often explored, but rarely a mega hit. Unfortunately this teen flick doesn’t quite do justic to the genre.
This masaledar story, explores the deep fried, crispy potato Mr. French fries undying love for the spicy and saucy Thousand Island.
Whenever a film has these two characters at play, you expect, the spicy thousand Island and crunchy French Fry to work wonders. But sadly neither do they live up to the predictable taste of such a classic, nor have they invented something new. I wish they could add more characters and twists in the story.