MURDER ON THE WOK EXPRESS

Talkie – Make your own Wok
Theatre – Wok Express
Ticket Price – Rs.195
Box Office Rating – 3.4 stars

Cast – Desi chilli sauce , Veggies and Hakka Noodles

Review – This is a spicy and saucy story about an investigator Hakka Noodles and his adventure, about a missing, Indian foreigner called Desi Chilli Sauce on board the Wok Express to China. Hakka is a thick, long and fine investigator, over time he could almost take up any face, and disguise himself into Schezwan, Barbeque or Chilli Sauce looks to get to the end of a case. This time the case at hand is hard, because the spicy and hot aroma of the missing Desi Chilli sauce is everywhere in the air but, none of the on board sharp, juicy and crisp stir fried veggies can spot Desi Chilli Sauce. All of this keeps you hooked and you wonder where did the Desi Chilli Sauce disappear and how is it still engulfing the whole train with its hot and spicy flavours, leaving people with burnt tongues and a few noses leaking.
This is a major spoiler,and I must reveal it. This whole time the Desi Chilli Sauce was walking around disguised as Hakka Noodles, slyly burying Hakka Noodles, all you can taste and sense is the hot Desi Chilli Sauce dressed in the garb of Hakka Noodles. I personally found it too spicy, but because it is a make my own wok, your takeaway could be different.

A FISHY MURDER

Talkie – Panko Crusted Fish Fingers
Theatre – @grandmamascafe
Ticket Price – Rs. 310

Box office Rating – 4 stars

Cast – Fish Fingers, Panko and tartar Sauce

Review – A steaming hot fantasy romance , between a prince Fish Finger and a French woman named, Tartar. Fish Finger came from royal French water, he was white and tall, always looked and smelt fresh. Tender with his words but firm with his decisions, Fish Finger was longing for love.
On the banks of the same river lived Tartar Sauce, she was fine, filled with punch French lady, she wore green gherkins on her hair and had an aroma of lime freshness. She was a fine woman but with strong and pungent views, due to which her father never found her a suitable husband.
One day at the river bank Tartar sat disappointed and dejected with her feet dipped in the river. Instantly attracted to her lemon scent , Fish Finger swam across to her. At that brief moment they locked eyes and felt a connection like never before. But they couldn’t go beyond that because neither one can live on the other side of the world.
This is when Ponka, a Bread crumb scientist comes into the picture, he invents a brown, crispy and light cloak of Ponka, which allows the Prince to rise above the water and dive into Tartar sauces love. This union is passionate and steaming, it is one of the best fantasy love stories I have seen.
Kindly do not miss this one.

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Share the table and a tasty meal with someone.

Any place can get lonely sometimes, and it is in those times you have the biggest opportunity to make new friends.
In the office, I smile at our account team, every morning when we start our day, and bid out goodbyes at the end of the day.
But never have we had the time to actually sit, talk and get to know one another.
So what better time than a tasty lunch break!
I had a lovely time, and I actually wondered why didn’t I do it early in 2018.
So hurry hurry, make a new friend before it is 2019.

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Be kind, for god resides in the heart of children.

There are so many important morals and values, every religion teaches us as children.
One of them being, that god resides in the heart of children.
God chooses to do so, because they are innocent, they do not know how to differ right from wrong. They are pure and nothing better can lighten ones heart, like that of child’s smile.
These children, on the street, are unfortunate, for no fault of their own, they land up in troubled and underprivileged homes. Let’s do something kind and tasty for them before 2019 comes knocking.

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Cheers to someone else’s happiness

There are always so many reasons for us to be soar faced, stressed, angry and sad. I guess it comes naturally for most of the human race, to search for pity and sadness. There are very few people, who are actually happy, and who in the worst situations look for at the brighter side not only for themselves but others as well.
I am sure 2018, had its set of horrible decisions, mean moves, useless arguments and worthless sorrows. So for all those times we could have been happy, either for ourselves or others, let’s raise a toast and choose to start looking at the glass half full, from 2019, for ourselves and importantly for the happiness of others.

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Spending time with a forgotten friend.

Friends play such an important part in shaping your personality and you have some of your dearest memories linked with them.
However I have failed to stay in touch.
Even if I miss them, so very much, I have not made an effort.
So this New Years, I am going to make a change, I am going to remove some time out, for my old friends, who might feel I have forgotten them.
I am starting with an evening at the movies and a long dinner catching up on , gossip, Life and fun !
Don’t wait for the calendar to flip to 2019.
Call your forgotten friend now !

COLD CHOCOLATE WAR

Talkie – Belgian Dark Chocolate Mouse Cake
Theatre – @therollingpinindia
Ticket Price – Rs.125

Box office rating – 2.8 stars

Review -A salivating film, about a war fought between Belgium and Switzerland that not many know of.
The movie showcases the famous chocolate hero, Belgium chocolate and his victorious win.
Switzerland was a land of superior milk chocolate warriors, who are fooled by a dusty and fine strategy planned by Belgian Chocolate.
Like the Trojan horse of Troy, Belgian chocolate decided to enter the city of Switzerland, in disguise, wearing a blue cape and white chocolate crown.
The Swiss chocolate army thought of him a King, of a nearby Swiss village and let him pass.
Just when the Belgian chocolate reached to greet the king, he dropped his blue cape, revealing the smooth chocolate mousse inside of his, impaling the sword through his stomach killing the milky white king. This was how Belgium won the war and till date there remains a Cold War between the milk chocolates of Switzerland and dark cocoa chocolates of Belgium.

DR. D-OH!

Talkie – Bubblegum Shake
Theatre – Doh !
Ticket Price – Rs. 225
Box Office Rating – 2.5 stars

Cast – Milk, Cream, Vanilla Ice cream, Bubblegum.

Review – This movie is about a famous doctor, Dr. D:OH. Dr. D:OH was a vanilla specialist doctor. He was famous for treating in a very unusual way. One day, A sweet sugary Vanilla visited his dispensary, who was suffering from Blandaria. Dr. D:OH, checked Mrs. Vanilla and prescribed Milk and Cream twice in a day for a week. But, even after a week, Vanilla returned to doctor with side effects. Doctor thought a lot and came up with a solution of giving an injection of sweet bubblegum essence. This essence will get inside Mrs. Vanilla’s sugary blood and make it sweet. Well, Mrs. Vanilla and the movie was still bland and the injection din’t work much.

FRY FLICK

Talkie – Hot and Spicy French Fries
Theatre – @thechocolateheaven_mumbai

Ticket – Rs 170
Box office Rating – 2 stars

Review – It is a short film based on teenage romance. This is a genre that is often explored, but rarely a mega hit. Unfortunately this teen flick doesn’t quite do justic to the genre.
This masaledar story, explores the deep fried, crispy potato Mr. French fries undying love for the spicy and saucy Thousand Island.
Whenever a film has these two characters at play, you expect, the spicy thousand Island and crunchy French Fry to work wonders. But sadly neither do they live up to the predictable taste of such a classic, nor have they invented something new. I wish they could add more characters and twists in the story.

AYE AYE WATERMELON – BASIL

Talkie – Watermelon and Basil
Theatre – Grandmama’s Cafe (Juhu)
Box Office Ratings – 3.8 stars
Ticket prices – Rs. 170

Cast – Watermelon and Basil
Review –
You must have heard of Batman and Robin, Ant Man and Wasp. But have you ever heard a superhero duo story of Watermelon and Basil. No?
Then read this to know the classics of Watermelon and Basil.
There was an era of Summer, where a villain ;Heat who was attacking all human kind, sucking up all their energy and water.
People stayed indoors at all times, schools stayed shut until the rains would shield them from the heat.
Looking at the plight of these innocent people god sent a refreshing duo called watermelon and Basil to save the world from Heat. Watermelon was round, red and juicy with skills that were hidden it’s sweetness and bulky ness. Basil on the other hand was soft and light, but at the same time had the power to promote extreme blood flow to whomsoever came in contact with.
Watermelon and Basil together created a medicinal cooler, which had antioxidants, proteins, Vitamins and minerals.
This helped the people fight the heat and rejuvenate themselves. The medicinal cooler is still available in all the Grandmama theaters, so book your tickets now.