THE TROJAN PIZZA

Talkie – BBQ Chicken Pizza
Ticket Price – Rs.250/-
Theatre – Mumbai Bistro
Box office rating – 3.8 stars

Cast – Bread, Roast Chicken, Barbeque Sauce, Onion, Green Bell Peppers and Mozzarella Cheese.

Review – A film based on the notorious Mumbai gangster, Roasted Chicken. The smoke and terrorizing taste of the Roasted Chicken, engulfed every street he entered, with his Barbeque Sauce weapon always ready in hand. He ruled all of Mumbai, except a small portion ruled by another gang called Green Bell Peppers . They were known for their spicy and crisp weapons , which made it hard for many gang lords to invade. Roasted Chicken was determined to rule all of Mumbai and so he mastered a plan, inspired by the Trojan horse of Troy, he sent a gift to the Green Bell Peppers wrapped in long, gooey and mouth watering Mozzarella.
Without caution, the Green Bell Peppers unboxed it , and from within burst a number of equally spicy, crunchy and pungent Onion Warriors, chopping the Green Bell Pepper gang into small pieces and conquering all of Mumbai.
A lovely, hot and Tasty Pizza Film by Mumbai Bistro. Do not miss it.

ADVENTURES OF GORGONZOLA

Talkie – Gorgonzola stuffed chicken wings, louisiana dip.
Theatre – Kode
Box Office Rating – 4.5 stars

Review – I’ll start by sharing an interesting fact, which I learnt in the process of watching this film. Gorgonzola is one of the two types of Blue Cheeses found in the world. This film is about the yummy adventures of the crispiest ship in the world, called Chicken Wings, whose mighty chicken sails were known for their tender and juicy excavations. 
The story begins with the Chicken wings setting sail for Northern Italy. In search for a new and rare form of Blue Cheese.
You see because the French were particularly strict about not sharing the yummiest blue Cheese they had invented with Sheep’s Milk. The sailors were determined to not come back empty handed.
After the sailors docked on the Northern shores of Italy, they were well aware, it was no easy task, to get the Italian Blue Cheese, because the salt content was too high. This made it nearly impossible for humans to touch this exotic Blue Cheese with their bare hands.
But the sailors had a brilliant plan. With the help of their crisp and tender chicken wings, they started wrapping the cows Milk Blue Cheese, the juiciness of the tender chicken pieces started absorbing all that salt and the crisp coat on the chicken helped it from burning the hands of the sailors.
The sailors went home happy with a new found Blue Cheese called Gorgonzola. As a tribute to the sailors, who were from Louisiana, the Gorgonzola Chicken Wings were best served with Louisiana Dips.
I would not miss this one for anything, take a loved one and devour on this scrumptious and tasty dish.

RICE RICE BABY – PART 2

Talkie – Veg. Schezwan Combo Rice
Theatre – Ravi Chinese Cuisine
Box Office Ratings – 3.5 Stars
Produced by – Mr. Ravi
Directed by – Chottu

Cast – Schezwan Rice and Noodles and Schezwan Sauce.

Review – This is a sequel to the previous movie, ‘Veg. Pot Rice’.
It is again about the protagonist trying to find the Spicy Ruby jewel, from the heart of the Fiery rice and noodle Schezwan mountains.
Situated right at the centre of schezwan mountains, covered with burning hot molten lava, it was nearly impossible to reach the Ruby jewel. Our protagonist tries everything, but does not reach the centre. Defeated, he heads back home. On the way he stumbles upon a mercury spoon. Looking at that, he gets an idea. He goes back to the mountains, uses the spoon as a surf board and starts surfing over the red lava mountains. As the heat of the lava increases the spoon expands,making it easy for the protagonist to reach his goal. Sorry for the spoilers, it is definitely a good sequel.
A very smart and a tasty movie and must watch for all the Chinese lovers.

SALMON CARPACCIO

Talkie – Salmon Carpaccio
Theatre – The Fatty Bao

Cast – Salmon Carpaccio, Soy, Yuzu, Chopped Scallions, Jalapeño , ginger and garlic juice.

Box office rating – 2.8 stars

Review – I would like to start with a disclaimer, that this is not a film that would suit any palate. The Salmon Carpaccio is a Raw Fish Film that requires some acquired taste.
Salmon Carpaccio’s performance was a bit too tough and rigid, considering his past performances have been celebrated for their moist and melt able texture, this one seems too tough. The female lead is played by Soy, she fits into the role perfectly, with just the right amount of punch and zing to spice up this slightly lost and deranged plot.
All the other supporting characters have also added their bit, but are a slight misfit in this exotic Fish Film plot.
We truly love the other films at the Fatty Bao , but the Salmon Carpaccio was a slight disappointment.
I would recommend going for something else on the menu. 

MOMO ME

Talkie – Mix veg momos
Theatre – @your.sugar.story
Ticket Prices – Rs.150
Box Office Ratings – 2.8 Stars

Review –
This is a story of a Tibetan Gift. During world war 1 and 2, many countries made machineries and weapons to fight against each other. Powerful counties often launched missiles, harmful deadly missiles which caused a lot of harm to others. Similarly even Tibet launched a small spaceship looking missiles to many counties. These missiles were hot, steamy and stuffed with hot cabbage, carrot, onion and garlic. When these missiles reached many countries, they got scared. But when they approached the missile, they reaslized it was not a missile but it was food delicacy from Tibet to the rest of the world. Later people realised, that small spaceship looking food delicacy was called ‘Momo’ and it was a gift by Tibet to the rest of the world to eat together and spread love. Slowly slowly, people came together to enjoy the taste of momos and spread happiness. A must watch film.

HERB LOGIC

Talkie – Stuffed herb cheese chicken
Theatre – Jimmy’s Burger
Ticket Price – Rs. 240
Box office ratings – 4 stars

Cast – Chicken Patty, onions, cheddar cheese, hot sauce and roasted garlic mayo.
Review – The story is about a builder. Builder, Mr. Chicken patty was well educated with herbs. Mr. Chicken Patty turned hero when he saved a house of 4 brothers – Cheddar cheese, hot sauce, Garlic mayo and onions. Due to an earthquake, house of 4 brothers was going to fall, but thanks to Mr. Chicken patty, who arrived at the right time and with his round shape and size, using his herbs logics, he saved the house. A must watch burger movie, highly recommended.

#COUNTDOWN11

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Show some kindness to the people who serve us everyday.

Empathy, a rare quality, to put yourself in someone else’s shoes, to understand another persons plight is not something that comes naturally to most people.
On my way to work, I decided to ask my rickshaw driver, if he had anything to eat since morning. His answer was no, he continued to share how, some days all they have is, a few bananas or one cup of tea. They sometimes also go hours without using the washroom or a drop of water.
In that moment I realised , how much we take for granted, and instantly I offered some tasty Vada Pav’s to him.
I am going to do it everyday to work and il try to take this with me into 2019.
Do your bit for our public service individuals before 2018 passes by. 

A FISHY MURDER

Talkie – Panko Crusted Fish Fingers
Theatre – @grandmamascafe
Ticket Price – Rs. 310

Box office Rating – 4 stars 

Cast – Fish Fingers, Panko and tartar Sauce

Review – A steaming hot fantasy romance , between a prince Fish Finger and a French woman named, Tartar. Fish Finger came from royal French water, he was white and tall, always looked and smelt fresh. Tender with his words but firm with his decisions, Fish Finger was longing for love.
On the banks of the same river lived Tartar Sauce, she was fine, filled with punch French lady, she wore green gherkins on her hair and had an aroma of lime freshness. She was a fine woman but with strong and pungent views, due to which her father never found her a suitable husband.
One day at the river bank Tartar sat disappointed and dejected with her feet dipped in the river. Instantly attracted to her lemon scent , Fish Finger swam across to her. At that brief moment they locked eyes and felt a connection like never before. But they couldn’t go beyond that because neither one can live on the other side of the world.
This is when Ponka, a Bread crumb scientist comes into the picture, he invents a brown, crispy and light cloak of Ponka, which allows the Prince to rise above the water and dive into Tartar sauces love. This union is passionate and steaming, it is one of the best fantasy love stories I have seen.
Kindly do not miss this one.

#COUNTDOWN14

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When someone is kind enough to fulfill a basic craving, it feels so wonderful.
So, today when my friend was craving for some McCain’s Smiley potato fries. I decided to surprise her with a plate full of it.
Similarly, if you know about someone who is craving to eat something tasty, then do not wait for anything, go to your nearest restaurant, bar or order something to satisfy your friends craving. Happy 2018