THE TROJAN PIZZA

Talkie – BBQ Chicken Pizza
Ticket Price – Rs.250/-
Theatre – Mumbai Bistro
Box office rating – 3.8 stars

Cast – Bread, Roast Chicken, Barbeque Sauce, Onion, Green Bell Peppers and Mozzarella Cheese.

Review – A film based on the notorious Mumbai gangster, Roasted Chicken. The smoke and terrorizing taste of the Roasted Chicken, engulfed every street he entered, with his Barbeque Sauce weapon always ready in hand. He ruled all of Mumbai, except a small portion ruled by another gang called Green Bell Peppers . They were known for their spicy and crisp weapons , which made it hard for many gang lords to invade. Roasted Chicken was determined to rule all of Mumbai and so he mastered a plan, inspired by the Trojan horse of Troy, he sent a gift to the Green Bell Peppers wrapped in long, gooey and mouth watering Mozzarella.
Without caution, the Green Bell Peppers unboxed it , and from within burst a number of equally spicy, crunchy and pungent Onion Warriors, chopping the Green Bell Pepper gang into small pieces and conquering all of Mumbai.
A lovely, hot and Tasty Pizza Film by Mumbai Bistro. Do not miss it.

BBQUESTIONERS

Talkie -BBQuestioners
Theatre – @leapingwindows
Box office Ratings – 3.5 Stars

Review –
The story is about a competition on who can throw the ultimate Pizza party at Leaping Windows.
This is an Australian custom , where families of ordinary olives, awesome jalapeños, mighty mushrooms, cool corns, cheeky cheese and the great grand Garlics are always present. These families came every year and work very hard to ensure their family ‘Taste’ wins the competition and goes home victorious.
But legend has it that for over 20 decades the Pizza Party competition never got a winner and ended in a filthy fight for power.
This year was nothing different, the party started getting dirty and chaotic but someone from the families decided to get the Head of the Pizza association to ensure peace. This is when the protagonists of this film the Round, Broad, crisp and Manly man – Mr. Bread enters the story and reminds all the families the basics of Pizzaness.
It’s not about the win, it’s about coming together and being true to the religion of pizza, being true to the competition and being true to the people who will witness our triumph on many tongues. So come brothers let’s start with a historic party. They won many hungry stomachs together and the pizza party was then called – ‘BBQutioner

BLOODY MURDER

Talkie – Truffle pizza
Theatre – augustcafe.in

Ticket Price – Rs 520
Box office Rating – 2.5 stars

Cast – cream sauce , truffle oil, exotic mushrooms and rosemary onions

Review – A murder mystery, that has all the right ingredients but unfortunately is missing something.
Two earthy and shinny girls; rosemary onion and exotic mushroom, plan a bachelor trip to Cream Sauce Angeles, for their soft and sweet, Bae Bread who gets murdered by an overdose of truffle oil.
The movie looks beautiful because of such a flavorful cast and creamy destination. But sadly the story offers nothing more than the independent flavors of these distinguished ingredients. They fail to form a perfect balance and leave you slightly disappointed.
I am sure the intent, was to make a film which had both beauty and the brilliance of a gripping murder mystery but you’d rather choose a different genre pizza at August Cafe.

30 LAST DATES : #30

Thank you ! To our family on WordPress for the beautiful support and love you have showered on us.🤗🤗😘
Well it is December already ! and we have planned something tasty and worthwhile as we bid goodbye to our last 30 dates in 2018.
Hope you love it!!!
So let the countdown begin #30.

P.S – let’s not count 31st , that is the last day in 2018 to break all the rules 🤗

GIN -THE MASTER

Talkie – Flambéed Pizza (flahm-beyd): Thai Fiesta
Theatre – @pizzabythebay

Ticket Price – Rs. 1450

Box office ratings – 4.5 (Point 5 for the grand entry performance the gin, and the brilliance in its choreography)

Cast- Thai style marinated paneer( cottage cheese), zucchini, olives, jalapenos and flamed gin.

Review – You know, when a film is made by Quentin Tarantino, it is going to be a 110 % rollercoaster ride with great performances and fun entries and dialogues. Similarly when you hear Pizza by the Bay, you know it is going to be one sensational Pizza. This time the latest release is The Flambéed Pizza -Thai Fiesta which simply translates to ‘served in flaming liquor’.
This film is a fast paced Italian action film, filled with good looking characters that are culturally diverse.
The inclusion of the Indian style paneer ( cottage cheese) seems slightly forced but worked well for the movie. The Jalapenos and olives played their pungent part very well and complimented the cheesiness of the entire narrative. Coming to the hero of this film, the flaming gin; this was the highlight of this film. Right from the word go, it held the film together and made it worth the money spent.
Coming to the Spoilers – Throughout the film there are 3 things that will impress you about the Hero and that is Gin’s entry; it is grand and you will reach out for your phone to make a memory of it, second is when you watch the gin blend in with all that gorgeous cheese, the romance between the two is scintillating and third is the climax, when you pull out that first cheese slice and see the gin oozing out of that bread, is when you forget all those irrelevant characters in the film and dive into the flaming romance.
Overall, the film is a visual treat; it definitely scores additional points for the novelty and presentation of the pizza. Don’t forget to burn your tongue a bit because you don’t see a Flambéed Pizza release every Friday, so enjoy the experience.

THE CONICAL TWIST

Talkie – Farm Fresh Conical Twist
Theatre – The Conical Twist
Ticket Price – Rs. 150
Box Office Rating – 2.5 Stars.

Cast – Cheese, Pizza sauce, baby corn.
Review –
Whenever you talk of cone films, instantly ‘Ice creams’ pops up in one’s mind. But this short film is about the man who dared to do something different. A single father, who is scientist, is completely obsessed with the Pizza and his obsession starts to affect the lives of him and his children.
He begins to use the Pizza and all its ingredients in every meal he prepares. His beloved invention of the Pizza with a Twist takes form, when one of his 3 kids demand for an ice cream over the regular Pizza they have been fed for the past few months. Feeling guilty for imposing his love for pizza on his children the scientist started to make the cones for the ice cream and ‘ Eureka’ he chose to pour molten cheese, diluted pizza sauce, concentrated vinegar, elements of onion and baby corn all together in that cone instead of an ice cream.
When he presented it to his children they knew it wasn’t the ice cream they asked for but knowing their father was excited they indulged in his conical twist. Like all inventions, this one has its loop holes. The vinegar honestly could have had a smaller role to play, but it is a definite one time watch.